OK, so I've had a visit from several special busses this week... but the quotes I'm about to post either just made me go WTF or forced me to mute my phone and fall out of my chair laughing. Feel free to add your own (not sure if this goes here, mods feel free to move)
Mute your phone and laugh hysterically, then fix his problem
Me: Okay sir, and what is your cable box doing?
Old Guy: This dang box ain't doin nothin but lookin at me stupid!
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Did you really just ask me that?
Me: Okay, now could you please right click on the wireless icon?
Lady: Okay, I forgot, but which one is right?
Me: The button on the right?
Lady: My right?
Me: -facepalm- Yes.....
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Ummm....
Me: Alright, I need you to go ahead and unplug your modem, and then bypass the router by taking the ethernet cable out of the router and putting it straight to the modem...
Fun Guy: Okay, well I'm just gonna lay you down here, so you get comfortable, cause I'm gonna have to use both hands...
Ah well... I had to pass those on hehe... Will probably have more later
Mute your phone and laugh hysterically, then fix his problem
Me: Okay sir, and what is your cable box doing?
Old Guy: This dang box ain't doin nothin but lookin at me stupid!
-------------------
Did you really just ask me that?
Me: Okay, now could you please right click on the wireless icon?
Lady: Okay, I forgot, but which one is right?
Me: The button on the right?
Lady: My right?
Me: -facepalm- Yes.....
-------------------
Ummm....
Me: Alright, I need you to go ahead and unplug your modem, and then bypass the router by taking the ethernet cable out of the router and putting it straight to the modem...
Fun Guy: Okay, well I'm just gonna lay you down here, so you get comfortable, cause I'm gonna have to use both hands...
Ah well... I had to pass those on hehe... Will probably have more later
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