They Have Erections!

[NateTheChops]

All in all the customers are usually pleasent. Eager to get home, definitely, but for the most part if they stop into the store to get twenty different things they're not in that much of a rush.

This one lady came through my line and at the end of the transaction she busts out laughing. I'm somewhat puzzled and she points to the display of scarecrow boys and girls that line the shelves behind me.

"They have erections!" she says, giggling like a seventh grader.

"Well, yeah, it does look that way," I agreed. "I'm just not sure I can laugh at that while I'm on the clock."

She kept laughing and was on her merry way. Oh well, at least she was laughing.

[Hyena Dandy]

Heh. My friend Rabies was like that. Except with a character in a video game, who looked, thanks to some bad coloring, like she had a bulging crotch. She kept calling it "The game with the boner lady."

It was DoA4, by the way.