Problem: Drunken fuckwit Hotel Guest Drunken fuckwit complains that there is no outdoor exit and that we've trapped him against his will.
Resolved: Pointed out that he was on the second floor, not the ground floor, that each end of the hallway has a big glowing exit sign beside the stairs, and that he's standing in front of the elevator.
Not mentioned: His room does have a balcony, if he really, really needs a 2nd story outdoor exit...
Resolved: Pointed out that he was on the second floor, not the ground floor, that each end of the hallway has a big glowing exit sign beside the stairs, and that he's standing in front of the elevator.
Not mentioned: His room does have a balcony, if he really, really needs a 2nd story outdoor exit...