I take it back...THIS is it

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

As I'm building new floor stacks yesterday, some old lady peruses the paper towels on the endstand, then addresses me as ma'am (and I just got my hair cut the other day. Yay for androgyny?) and asks me "What is this? Paper towels or toilet paper?"

I give up.

[Aethian]

*blinks and snuggles tightly*

I know your male.

[Raventhistle]

No no no..you're going about it the wrong way...You need to be naked from the chest up, have your rippling pectorals and abs, well...rippling..as you work, and you have to occasionally toss your flowing hair back over your shoulder.

Or you have to be craggy and grumpy.
Those are your choices in order to be "recognised" as one of the male species by women who don't know the different between toilet paper and paper towels.



*hands out cookies and cordial*

[It's me]

"What is this? Paper towels or toilet paper?"

A: "Well, how big is your butt?"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Well, the woman cannot differentiate between the male and the female of her own species. I imagine the subtle nuances between types of paper products are completely beyond her.

[telecom_goddess]

Well, the woman cannot differentiate between the male and the female of her own species. I imagine the subtle nuances between types of paper products are completely beyond her.

OH this is hilarious I love it....

[Sparky]

Was she holding a white cane?

[MoonCat]

Well, I was going to make a remark about the size of her ass, too......but Raventhistle's idea knocked that clean out of my head....

[Sparky]

Was she holding a white cane?

I was joking when I said this, but after thinking it over ... seriously, if you have poor vision it would be hard to tell the difference without looking closely.

[Barefootgirl]

Well, the woman cannot differentiate between the male and the female of her own species. I imagine the subtle nuances between types of paper products are completely beyond her.

To be fair, I think this is right on the money. If you can't tell that someone as macho and ALL MAN as IPF is male, what chance do you have with a roll of paper? And you really don't want to be putting paper towel down the loo...unless you have shares in Dynarod!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

To be fair, I think this is right on the money. If you can't tell that someone as macho and ALL MAN as IPF is male, what chance do you have with a roll of paper? And you really don't want to be putting paper towel down the loo...unless you have shares in Dynarod!

I'm 6-foot 1 and 215 pounds FFS. If I were a woman with that body type I'd probably be playing women's professional sports of some kind.

I dunno, maybe it's because I have a bit of a gut that maybe they think I'm pregnant? As this totally awesome person puts it, people may be jealous because I'm carrying her child.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I dunno, maybe it's because I have a bit of a gut that maybe they think I'm pregnant? As this totally awesome person puts it, people may be jealous because I'm carrying her child.

Busybody to man: "If that stomach was on a woman, I would swear that she is pregnant."

Man to busybody; "Madam, it was, and she is."