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  • Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

    So I got this one from my brother who works at the local zoo-like attraction. They have a problem with customers not getting out of the park before closing time, which is aggravating because they're usually about an hour late getting off of work. When the announcement for the park closing in fifteen minutes comes on, it goes like this:

    "The park gates will be closing in fifteen minutes, at which point the tigers will be let out of their cages. They can make it to the gates in 3.2 seconds. Can you?"
    No, Buzz. I AM your hotdog in pajamas!
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    Must be a new excerise program...

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    Sucky Employees = The result of sucky customers getting a job...

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    • #3
      I love it!
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        I'd love to be a fly on the wall just to see how many make it to the parking lot after that annoucement.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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