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  • #1

    I'll just leave this here...

    So to add to the list of "Weird Sh*t People Leave At The Motel", we have a good-sized shower chair. It was actually left on the walkway by the front entrance. After an hour I brought it in since no one was claiming it. Who the hell leaves a shower chair right there? My guests, that's who.

    I set it in the breakroom in front of the fridge, since there's no other room for it back here. When I went to move it later to get some food, OMG WTF IS WRONG? IT'S A DARK-MATTER SHOWER CHAIR!!! I didn't notice that it had some quite durable suction cup feet on it, and when I set it on the breakroom floor, it stuck to the floor.

    I eventually managed to wrestle it free.

    Annoying Coworker (ACW) works tonight, and frankly she annoys the hell outta me. So I put the shower chair back in front of the fridge and made sure it was stuck down nice and good. That should keep her busy for a while...
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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    Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
    ...So I put the shower chair back in front of the fridge and made sure it was stuck down nice and good. That should keep her busy for a while...
    Bonus points if she chisels up the floor tiles to remove it.
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    • #3
      ACW: "This can't stay there."
      ACW: *pulls, twists, and slides the shower chair with all her might*
      ACW: "...nevermind. I guess it's staying."
      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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      • #4
        Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
        So I put the shower chair back in front of the fridge and made sure it was stuck down nice and good. That should keep her busy for a while...
        <grins> Do you think it's possible that your exploits are being blogged somewhere, and that YOU'RE the ACW there?

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        • #5
          Quoth TheCheerfulTreeRat View Post
          <grins> Do you think it's possible that your exploits are being blogged somewhere, and that YOU'RE the ACW there?
          She annoys me; I annoy her. It's the circle of life.
          Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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          • #6
            Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
            She annoys me; I annoy her. It's the circle of life.
            Cue Elton John

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            • #7
              Quoth Teefies2 View Post
              Cue Elton John
              Where are the warthog and meerkat?
              Coffee should be strong, black and chewy! It should strip paint and frighten small children.

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              • #8
                Quoth Elspeth View Post
                Where are the warthog and meerkat?
                Don't know about the meerkat, but the warthog left to shoot up a bunch of T80s.
                Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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