Two more from my college days... Penny Betz (the game's about to begin... gamblers, place your penny betz). And... Peter Cocks. The URL of his school webpage would likely not pass the smut filters where I work: .edu/academics/faculty/cocks.html
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Quoth TNT View PostMe: Could you verify your name? [Please say Richard, please say Richard, please say Richard. If you do, I might make it through this conversation.]
Caller: Small. Dick Small.Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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My old job had a repeat client named Bing Dong. Usually when we called, there would be a voice mail, but once when I was off shift she was there. A couple of my coworkers loved to say "Bing Dong!! BBing Dong!!!" like a doorbell. She heard this, and apparently was NOT happy.Testing
"I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."
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My friend's aunt works at a library in University Place in Washington. She came across two interesting names of brothers, Orangejello and Limejello.A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Quoth chrislb View PostMy friend's aunt works at a library in University Place in Washington. She came across two interesting names of brothers, Orangejello and Limejello....WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth bannedanna View PostMy favorite by far is little boy "DeLove O'Christ"
I've got a package for DeLove O'Christ. For DeLove O'Christ! Anyone picking up this package?...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth JustADude View PostI've got a package for DeLove O'Christ. For DeLove O'Christ! Anyone picking up this package?
I don't care what anybody believes or doesn't believe... but why do some parents insist on taking out their problems on their children? If a parent thinks that's a cool name... they should go to court and have their own names legally changed. Don't take it out on the kid.I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler
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Quoth chrislb View PostMy friend's aunt works at a library in University Place in Washington. She came across two interesting names of brothers, Orangejello and Limejello.
Of course, I could be wrong.
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http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/names.htm
Doesn't seem certain there - could be a genuine surname.
Rapscallion
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They are.
I've actually been good friends with a Lemonjello (yes, that was it, not Limejello). Hence how I know how the things are pronounced....WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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You may need to read this a couple times to figure everyone out.....
My father and brother are both Jim
My brothers father in law (now deceased) is also Jim
My brothers brother in law is also Jim
Still with me?
My brothers wife is Cathy
Her brother Jim, is also married to a Cathy
Their brother Matt is also married to a Cathy.
So you've got 3 (formerly 4) Jims and 3 Cathys when they all get together for family gatherings.Last edited by Jack7957; 04-30-2007, 11:27 AM.
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Quoth Jack7957 View PostSo you've got 3 (formerly 4) Jims and 3 Cathys when they all get together for family gatherings.
I ran into a woman who was named Donna who also had our last name. I said to my brother, "She'd be perfect for your next wife. She wouldn't even have to change her last name."I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond Chandler
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