Slightly hit on by a customer... slightly

[Mr. Rager!]

So... I was talking to C, my manager and we were talking about playing a round of golf together sometime since we both love to golf.

A lady walks in and C asks, "Is there anything I can help you find?"

Lady goes, "I'm looking for my boyfriend"

C replies, "What does he look like?"

Lady points to me and goes, "I WISH he looked like him"

Me:

Oh well...

[draftermatt]

You stud you.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Very nice compliment, fashion lad. Sexy, but not crass. I bet you're a cutie.

I used to get hit on all the time at my old job. Usually creepy old European men. GAAAAH! Yes, saying crass things about my breasts or my legs in front of my (male) coworkers is really going to make me find you irresistible. You know, my coworkers do it all the time (in jest) and I am never overcome with an overwhelming desire to fawn all over them, what makes you think you're any different?

Oh yes, that's right. You have lots of money. That's supposed to make me roll over and beg.

[Tria]

That's supposed to make me roll over and beg.

No, just get on your knees.

[Becks]

FL, all I can say to you is "Rowr".

Just yesterday I had a customer hitting on me. Wants to take me out to dinner and whatnot. It's my fault. I totally forgot to lie and tell him that I have children.

[ContraCorriente]

Ooh, nice compliment! *commits to memory*

We have some nasty redneck men at my store. One said, "You know, that's the only reason I come to StoreName. All the little hotties working here." Um... you smell like motor oil and sweat. Out of my sight. Now.

another always says the same thing. We ask how he is and he always says, "Better now that I've seen you," in a Disturbia killer type voice.

[CurlyLocks]

I get WAY too many creeps who respond to my required call closing of "Is there anything else I can help you with today?" with something along the lines of 'well, if I were there in person you could'. For cripes sake, does that kind of line ever work with anyone?

[KuzcoLlama]

Lady points to me and goes, "I WISH he looked like him"

Me:

Oh well...

I TOLD you you have stud prowress. Sheesh. You're just getting hit on by the whole spectrum. I'm waiting for the day you get hit on by a plant. "Baby, you wanna corn my silo?"

[Knightmare]

I get hit on at work all the time!

Unfortunately, the women are in their 70's.

[zzapp the witch]

Don't be dissin the GMILFs, they can teach you stuff.


Teehee!

[Knightmare]

What they gots to teach, I don't wanna be learned!

Unless it's through a correspondence course.

[Mr. Rager!]

What they gots to teach, I don't wanna be learned!

Unless it's through a correspondence course.

I have my limits on that sort of thing too... and my limits cut off WAY before even that. I like older girls, but 70 is entirely out of my range. Even for correspondence... yeesh

[Jack7957]

When I was filling in at the help desk at a bank we had a contract at, there was one girl from a branch about 2-3 hours away that must have been their go-to person when there were problems, and she would in turn contact me.

CSG = Cute Sounding Girl
Me = Me

CSG : "So when are you going to come up here take me out?"
Me : * shocked that she was so forward * "Excuse me?"
CSG : "I talk to you more than my boyfriend every day."

I was single at the time, if it wasn't for the distance AND the boyfriend comment, I would have seriously considered going up there for at least one date.

[Bloodsoul]

I keep getting weird compliments about my red hair.. favourite would be one customer saying that women would kill for that colour.

I doubt she was being serious, though. <.< >.>

[Becks]

Just yesterday I had a customer hitting on me. Wants to take me out to dinner and whatnot. It's my fault. I totally forgot to lie and tell him that I have children.

The guy came back the other day. Some of my coworkers noticed and gave me support. Now if only they were still at work when my shift ends.

I might have to have the cop on duty escort me out and wait with me until my fiance comes with the car.