Strangest things you've seen someone buy

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

One more time!

In addition to the condoms, I choose:

-an enema
-a bottle of taco sauce
-whichever volume of the encyclopedia the store happens to be selling at that particular time
-an Almond Joy bar
-a bottle of fabric softener

[toomanycalls1]

Right before the Bears played in the Super Bowl

The day before the Super Bowl the person in front of me was buying:

2 boxes of condoms
Things that you usually would buy to make sundaes
A garden hose (in February in Chicago? They were on sale though)
Shortcake with strawberries and cream.
and a Bears NFC Champions Pennant.

[Brynhild]

me: "I... uh... well I guess so, but we have other non-blood stained bras."
her: *very casual and with a smile* "Yeeeeah, but I really like the pattern on this one and it's the last one."

Ewwwwwww....

[Brynhild]

Ooh ooh! I wanna play!

In addition to the condoms, I choose:

• the largest first-aid kit the store has for sale
• a printer ink-cartridge
• pliers
• a big glass jar of the weirdest-looking thing I can find in the foreign foods section, like pickled pig's feet floating in who-knows-what.

[DarthRetard]

my turn to play, let's see if i can top IPF:

I choose in addition to the condoms:

3 rolls of electrical tape
windshield wiper fluid
two ears of corn
and a lobster

[draftermatt]

Condoms
Sex lube
A book on the Kama Sutra
Rope (the hard kind used for farming)
A book on dog training
A dog toy

[Caveat Emptor]

A furry hand puppet or small stuffed animal

Mineral oil or vaseline

A crowbar

A MArs bar (hey, what *did* the Stones do with that bar anyway??)

[Kusanagi]

OOOH! My turn to play!

• Box of Condoms
• A wheelbarrow tire
• A box of instant Jello vanilla pudding
• A sack of potatoes
• A car battery

[Sliceanddice]

What ive always wanted to do was run in with an ill buttoned blouse and pants about to fall off and grab... a bounce of pregnancy tests. I mean at least 10....

I wanna see the look on that clerks face.

Oh and hears my list of items to go with the condoms

a Pint of Strawberry Ice Cream
A big Box of Film
a box of trash bags, big ones, flex fit ones
Dog food
and a Bible

[iradney]

Hmmmmm
Ok, I'll bite

1 large Pillar candle
A tube of tingly lube
Cable ties
Poop scoop
1 Lemon

[JustADude]

If the stuff is TOO weird, they're not going to even try to make the connection, but we don't want it to be BLATANTLY obvious either. That said, here's my list:

1) Tiger balm
2) Plastic wrap
3) Pack of spare blades for a Gillette Fusion razor
4) 1 lb of pasta salad