Son of hairy Cake: The Molds.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

The cashiers did it again.

I came back from lunch yesterday and as my coworker left for her lunch, I noticed a lil pink plstic back on my counter. I open it to see a PC cheese Cake, New York Style.

Then I see the cheap duct-tape holding it closed. UhOh.

What happens next, Lovecraft would be proud.

I open the box and pull out the KING OF MOLDS!!!

This is no longer cake. This is a giant slab of forest green mold with lime green mold growing on it with shocking white mold growing on the lime green one.

This cake is DONE. It is now a Ripley's Believe it or Not exhibit. Finito. Kaput. Zosky. DONE.

Now, it happened before that we get PC cheese cakes returned. Sometimes, a box out of 50 would be forgotten in the back of a truck and thaw out during delivery. We don't know since the boxes are cardboard and totally hide the cake. When we get the cakes returned, the box is open but the cake inside is still in its plastic. Those don't bother me.

This one had the plastic torn and it looked like somebody cut a slice off, tasted it and put it back on the cake.

From the looks of it, they then forgot the cake behind the fridge for 2 months.

AND THE CASHIERS TOOK IT BACK ANYWAYS!!!

I DEMAND WE HIRE GRISSOM FROM CSI: LAS VEGAS AS THE NEW HEAD CASHIER!

Five bucks says they even got to return this now sentient being without a receipt! God I could just SMACK these people!

::NEW:: Now with images!
Images hid behind links because I'm not THAT evil. View at your own risk!
Note that at this stage, the cake smelled of nail polish remover and generated its own heat.

The Full Cake. Yum.

The Kicker. What simply happened here was that the customer bought the cake fresh, tasted it, didn't like it, forgot about it behind his or her fridge and brought it back 2 months after.

[Broomjockey]

I should be amazed that something like that could happen in a fridge, but I can't really talk. I managed to grow red and white mould on gravy.

That's really nasty that they a) appear to have tried it, and b) actually thought to return it and finally, c) actually MANAGED to return it. Where's that barfy smilie...

[Ms. Pounce]

Right here....



Enough for the both of us.

*gag*

I should not read this forum whilst drinking or eating anything....

[Dreamstalker]

I once had something similar happen to an english muffin that I forgot about...that one did get found and destroyed before it got too evolved. Do you mean someone got it in their heads to taste a slice of the mold?! ...sounds like something my dad would have done until I broke him of the habit.

Grissom is from CSI: Vegas, btw </nitpick>

[Becks]

This is a giant slab of forest green mold with lime green mold growing on it with shocking white mold growing on the lime green one.

Great, I'm gonna have nightmares about moldy mold tonight.

Grissom is from CSI: Vegas, btw

Beat me to it. Although, technically, it's CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

[Tria]

This is no longer cake. This is a giant slab of forest green mold with lime green mold growing on it with shocking white mold growing on the lime green one.

Five bucks says they even got to return this now sentient being without a receipt! God I could just SMACK these people!

I just wanna know what piece of shit would WASTE cheesecake!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Corrected my very very duh moment (I mean I only watch CSI Las Vegas, no idea why I said New York) and added visual aids. View at own risk, cake very icky!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That.


Is.



Awful!


And they took it back? What kind of spineless comatose monkeys do you have approving returns anyhow?

[Shironu-Akaineko]

The same bleeptard that refuses to teach his cashiers how to transfer calls because "it doesn't work".

I wanna make him eat this, but I'm afraid to get arrested for killing a new species, The East Canadian MoldKing.

[AirHostess]

Oh My God. I am glad I have already eaten

I feel very sick now!

[Acolyte]

That is OBSCENE. I thought the hairy plates my ex-roommate had were bad...

[Shironu-Akaineko]

What does that says about me, I manipulate stuff like that without batting an eye.

[Acolyte]

And what's even scarier is that someone touched that, DROVE WITH IT IN THEIR CAR, and brought it back. I hope their refund was less then the gas they paid for getting there.

[Ms. Pounce]

I wanna make him eat this, but I'm afraid to get arrested for killing a new species, The East Canadian MoldKing.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

And what's even scarier is that someone touched that, DROVE WITH IT IN THEIR CAR, and brought it back. I hope their refund was less then the gas they paid for getting there.

In between 7,99 or 10,99. Either way, He ripped us off but good. Now everybody will bring in their colony of Rotten tooth in cola society for us to refund.

At LEAST it really was a cake we sold in the store, unlike it's predecessor, the Hairy Cakes.