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    Potty Sign - Rephrase, Please!

    In a retail stall today I was greeted with a printed page that said:
    "Please only flush toilet paper"

    I could piss in the sink, but I'll be damned if I'm going to fish out the rest of it!
    Last edited by EricKei; 01-29-2017, 03:49 AM.
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    Yeah bad wording there.
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      Quoth MoonCat View Post


      Yeah bad wording there.
      True, but heaven only knows what else might've been flushed (or the attempt made) down there.
      Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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      • #4
        As Archer would put it, "Phrasing!"
        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

        There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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        • #5
          When I was in high school, back in the Dark Ages, a tenant in another unit in our apartment building stopped up her toilet, and cut off our water supply in dealing with said blockage, by attempting to flush a large purple onion down the toilet.

          Onion. Large & purple. Why in God's name she didn't walk a few yards out to the apartment dumpster with it, even in the middle of the night, is beyond me. She got a severe chewing out by the plumber, the landlord, and most of the rest of us in the building.

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