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Oh $120 is too much Mr Cheapasfuck? Sure I can find something in your price range, give me a sec to get them ready.
AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.
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I so failed this today and tomorrow isn't looking good.
AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.
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Not quite a meme but good old George Carlin does messing with retail people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiKxQRf3VwsAkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.
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An old classic... we all want our customers to be this guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK9PZdGXg28
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Quoth Rosco the IrocShawn: I QuiteI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Why do customers say this? Are they sadists?
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Yeah, I had the utter nerve to tell the SC to get off his phone or I wouldn't turn his pump on. XD
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Quoth Lace Neil Singer View PostAnd of course, cuz of the snow round my way, this has got to be posted here:
*snip*"They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-Mythbusters
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Quoth Lace Neil Singer View PostAnd of course, cuz of the snow round my way, this has got to be posted here:
PIZZA NOWSSSSSS
BUT WHY IS delivery time over an hour????????
Because 50 other people decided to order before you idiot.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Quoth Racket_Man View PostBUT WHY IS delivery time over an hour????????
PS Best time to order pizza "during a game" -- Right after Halftime if the local team is losing badly. The lesser fans will turn off the game and go find something else to do, so the phones at the shop likely ain't ringing.Last edited by EricKei; 02-28-2018, 11:31 AM."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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