Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Placements that make no sense

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Placements that make no sense

    Ever come across something like this? You're calmly walking around your workplace, and then suddenly do a double-take when you see an item placed in a spot that makes absolutely no sense.

    I don't mean in the style of putting the lettuce in the freezer in a supermarket. Let's face it, that is, sadly, a far too common occurence. No, I mean backstage, where you're fairly certain one of your fellow employees had something to do with it.

    Such as these:
    1. A teaspoon in an ashtray
      The only way I can see a teaspoon and a lighter being used together is while doing something I hope doesn't take place during business hours. Then again, you never know.
    2. A sweetener package in the card-reader (as in ID, not CC)
      I'm fairly certain that's not an accepted form of company ID.
    3. A half-eaten cookie in the soil of a potted plant
      If a plant needs nutrition, that is NOT the way to go.
    4. A pair of handcuffs in the mail department container
      Why?! We sell IT-services here. Why would anyone bring handcuffs to work?


    Anyone had similar discoveries?
    "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

    Whoever said that "Nothing is impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

  • #2
    Quoth Xarthedia View Post
    • A pair of handcuffs in the mail department container
      Why?! We sell IT-services here. Why would anyone bring handcuffs to work?
    Maybe you didn't look hard enough to find the cat-o-ninetails made out of cat5?
    "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
    "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
    My MySpace
    My LiveJournal

    Comment


    • #3
      Quoth Xarthedia View Post
      A half-eaten cookie in the soil of a potted plant
      If a plant needs nutrition,
      "But it's got electrolytes!"

      Rapscallion

      Comment


      • #4
        Quoth Rapscallion View Post
        "But it's got electrolytes!"

        Rapscallion
        Maybe the plant just gave blood? Is there a little cup of OJ nearby?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

        Comment


        • #5
          I work in a food production plant. Years ago during a weekly cleanup, I found a huge wad of gum stuck under a stainless steel bin. Took it to my boss, he shrugged his shoulders and said nothing to the cow who routinely chews her cud while working in the production room. This happened twice. The second time I left the wodge of gum stuck to my employer's office door.

          Comment

          Working...
          X