Retail Saints and their corresponding prayers :
Saint Apathy of the Immaculate Acquiescence
Oh Saint Apathy, save us from dignity, lest we stray too far into evil confidence and harbor foolish notions of hindsight, experience, and intellect. Remove from us any desire to question, or suggest different paths to our superiors, for such is contemptuous vain-glory. Fill our hearts and minds with your holy apathy that we may better serve the Lord(SM). A-men
Saint Sycophant of the Most Holy Pucker
Oh Saint Sycophant, grant us an audience with our superiors. Grant us witty quips to shower them with. Grant us strong neck muscles so that our nodding may go on uninterrupted. Grant us sharp eyes and ears to catch others when they blaspheme against the Lord(SM) Remove from us all self-worth, dignity, and pride...for such is vain-glory and beneath contempt.
A-men
Saint Apathy of the Immaculate Acquiescence
Oh Saint Apathy, save us from dignity, lest we stray too far into evil confidence and harbor foolish notions of hindsight, experience, and intellect. Remove from us any desire to question, or suggest different paths to our superiors, for such is contemptuous vain-glory. Fill our hearts and minds with your holy apathy that we may better serve the Lord(SM). A-men
Saint Sycophant of the Most Holy Pucker
Oh Saint Sycophant, grant us an audience with our superiors. Grant us witty quips to shower them with. Grant us strong neck muscles so that our nodding may go on uninterrupted. Grant us sharp eyes and ears to catch others when they blaspheme against the Lord(SM) Remove from us all self-worth, dignity, and pride...for such is vain-glory and beneath contempt.
A-men
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