He's scarred. (Gross!)

[Polenicus]

I dunno if this is supposed to go elsewhere, but it happened at work....

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I rather not explain what happened next. But he's scarred for life now.

Hmmm... *Looks at his lunch*

Well, won't be needing this... *Tosses*

Thank you for your contribution to the Pol diet plan!

Seriously ladies, we males are delicate creatures. We require shielding from your natural bodily functions, for they are strange and terrify us.