I think I discovered a new life form!

[bigjimaz]

I was thinking silverfish too until OP said it was seen under 100x magnification.

Whatever it is, please keep it down in the sunshine state. We have enough bugs, microscopic and normally visible.

Retardicus Buggia sounds like it. I'll be looking for that name in the new life discovery files.

[Imogene]

You get to leave your mark on the classification of a lower life form and you don't bother to call it a customer?

[bendertiger]

customerus suckius?

[Spiffy McMoron]

I nominate the scientific nomenclature "ameobia wtf?iccus"

And it must always be spelt with the question mark.

[bigjimaz]

I nominate the scientific nomenclature "ameobia wtf?iccus"

Rolling with a variation of Spiffy's...

Idunno WTFitis