He can't say the right words.....

[Hon'ya-chan]

So I get called up by the cashier. He asks me to handle a potential job applicant. Fine, like I have nothing better to do, you lazy buck-passer.

So I face this applicant. Immediate signs point to a devout Christian. So I repeat the spiel, and she then asks "Do you folks sell porn?"

So I tell her yes. She thanks me for the time, and leaves.

I turn to the guy. "Dude, why the hell did you make me do that?"

"When she asked the Porn question, I was about ready to actually point her to the Kama-Sutra books!! I managed to stop, but I couldn't compose myself fast enough, so thats why I called you to help!"

I just had to laugh.

[Becks]

I enjoy people like your coworker.