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  • It's astounding, time is fleeting...

    Co-worker "Emmy" rushes in the door around 8:20 at night, saying how she's sorry she's late, etc. The two of us on shift look at each other, and I pull out the schedule sheet. As Emmy begins unloading her reading material and snacks, I tell her that she's either very late for her seven AM shift or very early for the next day's eight AM shift. There followed some fascinating dialog which I would document here without fail, but for the fact that it was INSANELY confusing and I can only remember the gist of it. After no less than ten minutes of back and forth struggle, we get through to her that it is Friday night, eight PM. Not Saturday. Not Thursday, God help us. Certainly not morning. This is surprisingly hard to grasp, when one is completely convinced otherwise.

    Here's the story, we think: There'd been some storms, Thursday night. One of these may've knocked out Emmy's clock, because her alarm never went off. Because of this, she slept ALL DAY (damn close to twenty hours, I suspect), and when she woke up a little after eight PM, she thought she was late for her morning shift. She also thought that there was a big storm building, and that's why it was so dark outside. Denial is a strong force.

    She said, on her way out, that she was going back home, getting back in her jammies, and going back to bed.

  • #2
    madness takes it's toll.....
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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    • #3
      Quoth katie kaboom View Post
      madness takes it's toll.....
      Please have exact change

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      • #4
        Quoth MinimaMagistra View Post

        she slept ALL DAY (damn close to twenty hours, I suspect),

        I used to be able to do that. Damn, now I feel old
        Under The Moon Paranormal Research
        San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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        • #5
          I remember doing the time warp...

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          • #6
            Quoth powerboy View Post
            I used to be able to do that. Damn, now I feel old
            Don't worry, when you really get old, you'll go right to sleeping 20 hours a day.
            This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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            • #7
              Quoth Pezzle View Post
              I remember doing the time warp...
              *kick kick*
              "Dance when you're broken open.
              Dance if you've torn the bandage off.
              Dance in the middle of the fighting.
              Dance in your blood.
              Dance when you're perfectly free."
              -Rumi

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              • #8
                Quoth Pezzle View Post
                I remember doing the time warp...
                It's just a jump to the left.
                And a step to the ri-i-ight!
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Juwl View Post
                  It's just a jump to the left.
                  And a step to the ri-i-ight!
                  You put your hands on your hips
                  and bring your knees in tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
                  The report button - not just for decoration

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                  • #10
                    Quoth iradney View Post
                    You put your hands on your hips
                    and bring your knees in tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
                    Fits your avatar, too.
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #11
                      "Put your HANDS onyour HIPS"

                      (God I can't wait till DragonCon!!)

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                      • #12
                        God, I keep hearing the call-back lines for all this. I didn't know any of them, until college. Mine puts on a shadowcast production of the RHPS, and I always play RiffRaff. After two straight months of rehersals, I have the entire damn movie memorized.

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                        • #13
                          But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you INSAAAAAAAANNE!!!

                          Sorry I couldn't help myself.
                          My Myspace, add me!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth RammsteinGirl View Post
                            But it's the SC that really drives you INSAAAAAAAANNE!!!
                            This message has been Fixer'd!
                            "I call murder on that!"

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