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  • #16
    I work at Suckway as a Courtesy Clerk, which is basically a bagger, gopher, and glorified janitor, all rolled into one. First job.
    Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.

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    • #17
      I'm a Shift Supervisor. Before that I was a clerk/cashier. I'm still a basically a clerk, but now they trust me with keys.
      "Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anonymous

      "I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual." - Dr. House

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      • #18
        I am a parking attendant for a sports arena. I either direct traffic, take VIP or suite passes, or cashier at the entrances. It's a very easy job because we get paid to sit around but there are plenty of SCs.
        The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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        • #19
          I am a video store clerk.
          "Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" Severus Snape

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          • #20
            Shift Director and Senior Doormat at Hollywood Video.

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            • #21
              Boss's daughter.

              Alright, secretary, but most of the customers either know I'm his daughter or can guess. I've also been a security officer, which is laughable to see me.

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              • #22
                Photographer, Sales and Management.

                Freelance artist, writer, sculptor, and den mother.

                I volunteer with gay youths and apparently I'm a 'role-model'...

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                • #23
                  Cashier right now, but I've also been described as a shop assistant and stable worker in the other jobs I've had.
                  People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                  My DeviantArt.

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                  • #24
                    I'm a library assistant in a further education college. My official title is long and bureaucratic ("Library Resource Centre Bibliographics and Circulation Assistant/Moron Liaison Officiator", or something equally meaningless), but I am occasionally known as the "sticker monkey", which should give you an idea of the value placed on my job.

                    Not that I'm bitter.

                    Er, yes. Anyway, I have also been an ear-piercing specialist (read: staple gun operator) for Claire's Accessories, and a keyholder in a business called Crappy Ripoff Ethnic Furniture Store (that may not be exactly right, now I think of it), which sold badly made tables marked up by about a million percent and attracted some of the rudest people I have ever encountered.
                    Me non rogo, hic modo laboro.

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                    • #25
                      Currently my title is "Benefits Specialist," and I work for a small insurance administrator. Unofficially, I'm also the resident webmistress, low-level computer geek, tech writer/editor, and whatever else they care to throw at me.

                      In previous lives, I was a waitress, proofreader, HR/payroll flunky and secretary/receptionist for more years than I'd care to cop to.
                      Not all who wander are lost.

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                      • #26
                        Office Manager and Corporate Secretary/Treasurer.
                        Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.

                        I'm a case study.

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                        • #27
                          i'm a cheese specialist
                          My Space

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                          • #28
                            I get the laughable honour of being termed "senior sales" in an independant bookshop, even more laughable when you consider that there are only 3 people working the shop floor, one of them's the manager, one of them's the saturday kid, and the other one's me I also get to wear the "technician/web-designer/computer gimp" hat for no extra pay. Go me!

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Lulu View Post
                              I get the laughable honour of being termed "senior sales" in an independant bookshop, even more laughable when you consider that there are only 3 people working the shop floor, one of them's the manager, one of them's the saturday kid, and the other one's me I also get to wear the "technician/web-designer/computer gimp" hat for no extra pay. Go me!
                              When I worked in the pet section in the garden centre, I was laughably called "Pet Section Manager" despite the fact that I managed no-one, cept at weekends when I had weekend girls to boss.
                              People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                              My DeviantArt.

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                              • #30
                                currently am a telemetry tech in a hospital, which means i get to sit on my butt and watch squiggly lines (heart tracings) all day

                                was a cna in both nursing home and hospital settings, prefer hospital.
                                was a casheer in a local home center
                                worked for arby's for what seemed a millinium
                                voulentered at a vet's office for a summer when i was 14



                                fizzy aka karisa

                                hubby's worked for evil smiley for 12 years now
                                Last edited by fizzgig; 08-08-2006, 05:57 PM. Reason: forgot to add
                                SMILE........You'll get wrinkles!!!!

                                who wants to be sane in an insane world

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