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  • Forgive me, for I was a Sucky Employee

    A woman entered the store today, and immediately became a high-maintainance woman. She kept muttering about the "conditions." I work in a laundry/dry cleaning establishment. She is dismayed that there are dirty clothes in the building, but she'd like alterations done.

    She pointed at the clothing on my marking table. "Are those clothes dirty? I don't want to have to have mine cleaned after they're hemmed." She then proceeded to micromanage the fitting of her mother's clothes. Her mother was quite capable of making decisions herself. She complained about prices. Then she wanted a jacket repaired. Nothing was wrong with it really, but she wanted to change the way part of it is sewn. I tell her the minimum charge for anything is $5. She asked, "There is a charge to stitch THAT? You don't do that free?"

    I said out loud what I've thought so many times: "Lady, this isn't the 'Sisters of Mercy.' "

    Oh, and we had to cover her mother's suit with a plastic bag so it wouldn't come in contact with the other clothing in the alteration line, which looked soiled to her.
    Last edited by workerbee222; 08-25-2007, 03:42 PM. Reason: I can actually spell, but not type.

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    Good grief, some people just can't handle life in the real world.
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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    • #3
      Quoth workerbee222 View Post

      I said out loud what I've thought so many times: "Lady, this isn't the 'Sisters of Mercy.' "
      As Andrew Eldritch walks in and ghetto stomps the SC!


      Her lovers queued up in the hallway,
      I heard them scratching at the door.
      I tried to tell her,
      About Marx and Engels,
      God and Angels.
      I don't really know what for...
      but she looked good in Ribbons.


      Fifty cookies to anyone who actually finds the reference amusing/gets it.

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      • #4
        Quoth Pezzle View Post
        As Andrew Eldritch walks in and ghetto stomps the SC!


        Her lovers queued up in the hallway,
        I heard them scratching at the door.
        I tried to tell her,
        About Marx and Engels,
        God and Angels.
        I don't really know what for...
        but she looked good in Ribbons.


        Fifty cookies to anyone who actually finds the reference amusing/gets it.
        Andrew supposedly once said that "Ribbons is a song about Women and Nuclear holocaust, a really great combination".
        As for me, I don't even care what SoM songs are about, with all of his mumbling and stuff.
        They're just so good Never really liked "Vision Thing" tho.
        Last edited by PaRaGaS; 08-25-2007, 11:40 AM.
        Music: Last.fm
        Pwetty pictuwes: DeviantArt | Flickr

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        • #5
          Quoth workerbee222 View Post
          I work in a laundry/dry cleaning extablishment. She is dismayed that there are dirty clothes in the building




          That woman is certifiable.

          (Bolding and underlining by me)
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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