The people where I work know I'm not happy. We've been trying to find another job for me, but nothing seems to be happening.
[Don't bother imaging things... there's nothing dirty going on.]
Then, today, one of the bosses said, "how would you like to [whisper, whisper, whisper]?"
Me: I didn't hear what you said.
Boss: [whisper, whisper, whisper]
Me: You want me to [whisper,whisper, whisper]?
Boss: And [whisper, whisper, whisper]. Interested?
Me: Well, duh!
Leading, of course, to my co-workers asking, "What were you guys whispering about?"
Anyways, I've never had a job that could only be spoken about in whispers. Funny part is, if I told you what it was all about, you'd say, "WTF? You're whispering about that?" It's not even any cool secret cloak-and-dagger stuff.
Cable is a different world.
[Don't bother imaging things... there's nothing dirty going on.]
Then, today, one of the bosses said, "how would you like to [whisper, whisper, whisper]?"
Me: I didn't hear what you said.
Boss: [whisper, whisper, whisper]
Me: You want me to [whisper,whisper, whisper]?
Boss: And [whisper, whisper, whisper]. Interested?
Me: Well, duh!
Leading, of course, to my co-workers asking, "What were you guys whispering about?"
Anyways, I've never had a job that could only be spoken about in whispers. Funny part is, if I told you what it was all about, you'd say, "WTF? You're whispering about that?" It's not even any cool secret cloak-and-dagger stuff.
Cable is a different world.
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