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I've been working the graveyard shift at the university library (we close at 2am sun-thurs.) for the past few weeks which entails besides my regular duties to lock up the building. Well that's the official version, I've noticed a few add ons to that since all the other departments are closed for the night, alright some of them are because students are stupid.
Printer whisperer:
Three printers decided that they were out of paper the exact same time, on opening the slots it turned out there was plenty. Isn't technology fun?
I bestow upon you the internet:
Apperantly after 10pm only I can figure out how to access the school's wifi. It's not that hard people. Am I the only one who's read the directions? And your parents are paying how much for you to be here?
Here's a map and a compass, the exit is that way:
There's a large map, with pretty colours in plain view. I know some of you are new, but the rest of you should have figured out where all the buildings are by now! Especially you sir, I've seen you around campus for a while. The biology building is right across from us.
On a side note, for the last time we can't take your outgoing mail but I will tell you where you can find a mailbox.
I could've sword I asked for your ID:
There will always be a few idiots who insist on reciting their ID number instead of showing their actual university ID or something else with their picture on it. Yes this is necessary, I know it would be just as simple to type in the number. People have had their stuff stolen on occasion I'm not doing this for my health and you weren't nice enough for me to bend the rules and have you recited your address for me.
Soon I'll be back to regular hours and some of this will be someone else's problem, now if I only knew where the dvds vanished to and how to get there.
Printer whisperer:
Three printers decided that they were out of paper the exact same time, on opening the slots it turned out there was plenty. Isn't technology fun?
I bestow upon you the internet:
Apperantly after 10pm only I can figure out how to access the school's wifi. It's not that hard people. Am I the only one who's read the directions? And your parents are paying how much for you to be here?
Here's a map and a compass, the exit is that way:
There's a large map, with pretty colours in plain view. I know some of you are new, but the rest of you should have figured out where all the buildings are by now! Especially you sir, I've seen you around campus for a while. The biology building is right across from us.
On a side note, for the last time we can't take your outgoing mail but I will tell you where you can find a mailbox.
I could've sword I asked for your ID:
There will always be a few idiots who insist on reciting their ID number instead of showing their actual university ID or something else with their picture on it. Yes this is necessary, I know it would be just as simple to type in the number. People have had their stuff stolen on occasion I'm not doing this for my health and you weren't nice enough for me to bend the rules and have you recited your address for me.
Soon I'll be back to regular hours and some of this will be someone else's problem, now if I only knew where the dvds vanished to and how to get there.
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