Home pregnancy test outside drive-thru

[Marxfan]

I was working drive-thru yesterday, looked out the window... and saw, lying on the ground, was a home pregnancy test! I told the manager, and I was the only one brave enough to go outside and pick it up. No, I did not check to see if it was positive or not.

Also, I was not that surprised. When you work in retail or the food industry long enough, nothing surprises you anymore.

[blas]

Sounds about right.

There was a used condom found attached to the fuel delivery truck at the gas station.

The fuel man (he worked full time during the day so I only got to see him on the way out every day) had to go to the store to make a late delivery (while I was still open and working) and he walked in and asked me if I'd noticed any couples parking on the side of the building. Naturally I hadn't because I couldn't see back there......

[Spiffy McMoron]

Naturally I hadn't because I couldn't see back there......

And if you could, would you want to?

That reminds me of a (desperate) young couple that park behind the burger joint I used to work at. Unfortunately, they parked between the resturant and the garbage, so there was a pile of crap that needed to be taken out once they were gone!

[AirHostess]

Classy classy classy!

[Dreamstalker]

I once saw a used condom draped over the third rail on the subway platform...

[OfficeSlug]

Feel your pain!

We used to find used condoms in the movie theater I worked at ....

Gah-ross.

[strawbabies]

My office building backs up against some woods. My fiance's cousin takes care of the grounds, and he keeps finding used condoms behind the building.

[crazylegs]

There is one saving grace, at least they are not planning on reproducing.

Stay Safe

[blas]

Yes, yes, you are right. At least they were playing it safe.

God only knows, 20 years down the road, I wouldn't want to be the cop having to pull up and ticket the two for indecent exposure, knowing the boy's parents had done the same in my gas station parking lot when I was a meek 19 year old girl.

[InsanityInc]

Many moons ago I had to work late destroying some paperwork on a Saturday. Got everything done, go to wheel everything out on a dolly..... And parked right next to a dumpster at 4:00 in the afternoon, not even a block from the main road into town.....in full view of God and everybody....well HE was, she was still in the car. Apparantly he was quite, um, vigourous, as he looked like he was jumping, and the whole car was about to jump off the ground. I waited 1/2 an hour, poked my nose back out, and found them still there. I went back in, and called the cops. I was like, "Um you're not going to believe this, but can you make these people go away?"

[Spiffy McMoron]

Many moons ago...

That's quite an appropriate way to start off that story!

[jayel]

I found a used pregnancy test in a trash can in a Mexican restaurant's restroom one evening. Makes you wonder. How desperate could you be to either A. Get the results quickly or B. Have some privacy fro taking the test.

No, I didn't look at it

[draggar]

There is one saving grace, at least they are not planning on reproducing.

Stay Safe

Darwin would be proud.

Unfortunately, these people are showing some signs of intelligence, imagines the ones who don't, they SHOULD be using them. Idiocracy anyone?

[Jester]

I once saw a used condom draped over the third rail on the subway platform...

That's shocking!

I found a used pregnancy test in a trash can in a Mexican restaurant's restroom one evening. Makes you wonder. How desperate could you be to either A. Get the results quickly or B. Have some privacy fro taking the test.

Teenagers. Parents. 'Nuff said.

[repsac]

I remember one saturday, after having worked most of the day, I decided to go fishing. Opted to take my older brother Dan with me. Well, we get to the landing where the river meets the creek I fished out of, and there's this car there. No big deal really, just pull up and park. Well, I hop out of the truck, look down to see a pasty white hairy rear and just about died laughing right then and there. That couple's little fun ended post haste and they left. The girl even scowled at me.