Snake in the Building

[strawbabies]

My company was informed today that a member of the cleaning crew saw a snake in our office lobby over the weekend. We sent the men to look for it, but turned up nothing. I'm glad my office chair is big enough that I can sit cross legged in it.

[ForestDragon]

Cue the Snakes On A Plane jokes...

[Rapscallion]

Tell there was a badger with mushrooms - please?

Rapscallion

[JustADude]

Cue the Snakes On A Plane jokes...

As you wish...

"I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes in this mother-fucking office!"


You're welcome.

[Geek King]

Aw, don't fear the snake. It won't stalk you or anything. At worst, someone might startle it into biting, but it will probably avoid you if it can. If you want to feel safer, turn up the AC while you work, the snake should be sluggish and stay where it is, or go off to find a warmer spot.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Odds are very, very poor that it is dangerous.

And even if it was, the odds are very, very poor that even a dangerous one will bite you.

And absolutely zero that it will come after anyone, unless someone is stupid enough to bother it or corner it.

It's probably harmless, and scared out of it's wits, and hiding somewhere. The smell and vibrations of people walking around will likely be enough to keep it in hiding. If you see it, it's probably trying to escape.

[Shabo]

And absolutely zero that it will come after anyone, unless someone is stupid enough to bother it or corner it.

Unless, of course, someone has sprayed pheromones on them, in which case they will become ridiculously aggressive...

"Great, just what we need. Snakes on crack."

Protect your assets people! (if ya know what I mean *wink wink*)

[digilight]

Ok 2 ideas here.

1. This is a good snake and is planning on eating the evil manager.

or

2. The cleaning crew just happened to see a member of corporate management out of uniform and revealing their true selves.

[strawbabies]

Ok 2 ideas here.

1. This is a good snake and is planning on eating the evil manager.

or

2. The cleaning crew just happened to see a member of corporate management out of uniform and revealing their true selves.

Actually, one of the executives is my fiance, and the CEO is his dad!

[draggar]

Tell there was a badger with mushrooms - please?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgers

[repsac]

We used to find them all the time in plumbing.


Nothing lifts your spirits better than watching the big burly plumber scream like a twelve year old girl when a harmless little black snake comes out of the pipe he just picked up.

[ForestDragon]

As you wish...

"I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes in this mother-fucking office!"


You're welcome.

Knew I could count on you.