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We have been warned in advance about a sale, which is rare. Mostly, our offers change roughly every three weeks, and us lowly sales assosciates don't know what's on sale until it is.
However we have been warned in advance, which means it's bad.
ALL own bran vitamins, minerals, sports nutrition, cosmetics, aromatherapy, herbal products... half price. ALL own brand. We mostly sell own-brand.
Apparently, last time this happened, back in '99, people were waiting, in their pyjamas, at 8 am. Most full-time staff don't even arrive till about 8:30, and the shop opens at 9. We normally make about £30,000 in a week, we make over target consistently. Ou target for each week of this offer is £52,000.
I can predict, almost exactly what it's going to be like. In a couple of weeks, the stories will start pouring from me.
However we have been warned in advance, which means it's bad.
ALL own bran vitamins, minerals, sports nutrition, cosmetics, aromatherapy, herbal products... half price. ALL own brand. We mostly sell own-brand.
Apparently, last time this happened, back in '99, people were waiting, in their pyjamas, at 8 am. Most full-time staff don't even arrive till about 8:30, and the shop opens at 9. We normally make about £30,000 in a week, we make over target consistently. Ou target for each week of this offer is £52,000.
I can predict, almost exactly what it's going to be like. In a couple of weeks, the stories will start pouring from me.