HA! Actual last name

[TNT]

I wish I could name names and tell you what the result would be if I married one of my co-workers.

Hint: If we did marry, her last name would be vulgar slang for... well...

Person: Hello, Mrs., um, uh, Pussy-Shaver.
Her: Hey, spanktard! It's Mrs. Blah-Blah
Person: Same damn general principle.

Alas, just one of many reasons we'll never be together.

[toomanycalls1]

The Cubs

The Cubs have a young player named Felix Pie pronounced Pee Ay.

Imagine 40000 people chanting Let's go Pee AY!

[toomanycalls1]

A good friend

A good friend was born Amanda Simpson.

She married Ryan Samuels.

Think about it for a second and realize why she doesn't wear any monograms.

[paewaeso]

The Cubs have a young player named Felix Pie pronounced Pee Ay.

Imagine 40000 people chanting Let's go Pee AY!

Even better if he were traded to the Blue Jays.

[ParkingWitch]

Seen at work
Mr. Assman and also a female with last name Assman. ( No I didn't ask if she was wife or sibling)

Mr. Evilsizer (do I want to know how one would size evil?)

and the unfortunate Mr. Lutz first inital K.

[Kiwi]

In highschool we had a sub teacher called Mrs Seamen

she was from Regina in Canada and regina in NZ is pronounced Ree-Gee-Na but she pronounced it the canadian way.... Ree-Gyn-Na

the whole classed laughed for at least half an hour when she introduced herself as Mrs Seamen from Regina.

One of my friends at that time had just immagrated from Zimbabwe, he dad had owned a farm there.
On the farm they addressed him as Massa and his last name was bates.

Massa Bates, wouldnt you just die!

[JustADude]

Mr. Evilsizer (do I want to know how one would size evil?

It's simple. The Superheros get Super Sized and the Villains get Evil Sized.

[sld72382]

I had a client once with the name of "Homie." I was personalizing that call to no end!

[uthdentroll]

I came across the following when i was going through arrivals of the day.

Mr. Funk

Mr. Deposit

Mr. Hacker

Mr. Fat-Ho

Mr. Officer

Mr/Mrs. Snack

Mr/Mrs Hooker

Mr. Zucker

I wonder if there is anyone name Mr. Withdraw

[TNT]

Saw the name O'horo today, for a woman. I'll be she had one miserable time in high school.

[repsac]

Wonderful Terrific Monds III

Played for the Atlanta Braves minor league teams sometime in 96, but don't know what happened to him.

[technical.angel]

Mr. Hacker

Hope he's not married! Or that he has a brother!!

[DarthRetard]

Speaking of baseball players, what about:

Cocoa Crisp? (thought it was the red sox, but maybe it's cubs help me out here.)

Milton Bradley? (twins)

Saw a University of Minnesota defensive lineman last named Posthumous....that just made me laugh.

My last name is the same name of the Island I was on for marine corps basic training.......Parris Island. Man did THAT suck.

[Banrion]

Cocoa Crisp? (thought it was the red sox, but maybe it's cubs help me out here.)

Yep, it's the sox, but Coco is a nickname. Real name is Covelli.

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/team/pl...ayer_id=424825

[freaktard]

During my years at the hellhole, I had several Butts come in.

In fact, I had several customers named after body parts. There was a "Finger," a "Breast," a "Head," and (my favorite) a "Nipple."

To this day, whenever I get discouraged, I just say to myself, "At least my last name isn't 'Nipple!'"