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I have a very sturdy cranium. Here are the instances (I remember) where I've been hit on the head at work.
1.) Today, I dropped a pan behind the dough press (think giant iron with a handlebar, and the ironing board rolls left or right). As I was coming back up, I neglected to remember the "ironing board" was out over my head, and WHAM~
I knocked a 100lb. machine to tilt on its side before settling. My entire head, neck and shoulder area went numb. Everyone was laughing with me about it, and they saw no blood, so I kept working.
2.) I went to turn a corner into the dining area from the kitchen, dodged a running dishwasher, and walk/fell into the wall.
3.) Opened a door in the warehouse and knocked myself in the forehead hard enough to bruise/knot and my eyebrows were stuck where they were lol
4.) I was bussing a table in the 3rd farthest room away from the buffet, and grabbed my bus tub. Walked into the 2nd room, and dodged a customer... turning a complete circle on my heel and dodging another customer coming to me from the 1st room, where I then fell and forehead-planted onto the bus tub.
Which resulted in us getting a new bus tub =3
5.) I was carrying a pan back to the sinks, and someone scared me from behind, I smacked myself in the head with the pan rather loudly.
6.) Exiting the bathroom, I jump/tripped over a loose toddler and face-planted the wall.
7.) We got the floors waxed in the kitchen (for some damn reason). I was exiting the dish area, hit a patch of water and slowly walked out of it...
...only to slip on the dry, slick floor. My feet went in front of me, my butt landed in water and my momentum propelled me into a rack of pizza (which survived), which then caused an abrpt stop and my head smash/bounced on the floor two or three times.
This is over a three year period. I'm really not a clumsy person, but I'm no Cheetara.
1.) Today, I dropped a pan behind the dough press (think giant iron with a handlebar, and the ironing board rolls left or right). As I was coming back up, I neglected to remember the "ironing board" was out over my head, and WHAM~
I knocked a 100lb. machine to tilt on its side before settling. My entire head, neck and shoulder area went numb. Everyone was laughing with me about it, and they saw no blood, so I kept working.
2.) I went to turn a corner into the dining area from the kitchen, dodged a running dishwasher, and walk/fell into the wall.
3.) Opened a door in the warehouse and knocked myself in the forehead hard enough to bruise/knot and my eyebrows were stuck where they were lol
4.) I was bussing a table in the 3rd farthest room away from the buffet, and grabbed my bus tub. Walked into the 2nd room, and dodged a customer... turning a complete circle on my heel and dodging another customer coming to me from the 1st room, where I then fell and forehead-planted onto the bus tub.
Which resulted in us getting a new bus tub =3
5.) I was carrying a pan back to the sinks, and someone scared me from behind, I smacked myself in the head with the pan rather loudly.
6.) Exiting the bathroom, I jump/tripped over a loose toddler and face-planted the wall.
7.) We got the floors waxed in the kitchen (for some damn reason). I was exiting the dish area, hit a patch of water and slowly walked out of it...
...only to slip on the dry, slick floor. My feet went in front of me, my butt landed in water and my momentum propelled me into a rack of pizza (which survived), which then caused an abrpt stop and my head smash/bounced on the floor two or three times.
This is over a three year period. I'm really not a clumsy person, but I'm no Cheetara.
I AM the evil bastard!
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