My Boss was stressed and went hunting.

[Lady Heather]

Hunting me that is. I was dressed as a bunny. Boss chased me around the store with one of our toys that shoots a blast of air (up to 20 feet!).
She kept muttering "I'm hunnting wabbits!" Boss got my tail and had it mounted in the breakroom. I fear she has finally snapped under the Halloween crush.
It's amazing what you can up with to amuse, destress, or just kill time.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

this thread is worthless without pics

[Gravekeeper]

Is it wrong that the first thing that leaped into my head when I read the thread title was "Someone got shot in the face?" Cheney style? ><

[lordlundar]

So how many people were phoning the men in the white suits?

[Becks]

Any pictures? Video clips?

[Will-Mun]

....So you think your boss is insane?



....Why were YOU in a Bunny Costume?!

[Sandman]

Hey! Bunny Costumes can be excellent pick-up devices...

oh crap... did I just say that!?

[Fawn]

haha! I love that line!
"I'm hunting wabit"
So awesome! I say that randomly. lol.
I think your boss lost it, but as long as theres no killing involved. lmao.

[crazylegs]

Airzookas are great, fantastic way to confuse someone if they've never been shot by one before (it fires a 'bolt' of air at you, no pain just annoying)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Boss got my tail and had it mounted in the breakroom.

This is totally something I would do!

[JustADude]

I was dressed as a bunny.

One quick question, for my mental hysteria: Was that of the "Playboy" or "Easter" variety?

Also: Damn, I wish I had your job!

[Lady Heather]

One quick question, for my mental hysteria: Was that of the "Playboy" or "Easter" variety?

Also: Damn, I wish I had your job!

Sorry guys, it was just the ears and tail. My job means I must climb ladders, and haul boxes. The full costumes are WAY to short to wear while working. I'll see if I can get a picture of my tail on the bullitin board.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

you mean they actually enforce the dress code on halloween? my store is having a trick or treating thing wednesday, wednesday will be a good day

[Lady Heather]

Looking for some tail

you mean they actually enforce the dress code on halloween?

It's not the store's policy it's mine. I will not get on a ladder in costume just so some teenage perverts can get their hormones carbonated.
I was going to get a pic of my tail but it has been stolen. I am expecting a randsome demand.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

I will not get on a ladder in costume just so some teenage perverts can get their hormones carbonated.

it's people like you who ruin all the fun