Ever mess with a customer's head?

[TheseFightingWords]

We have this customer that comes in that once he learns your name he will used it over and over again. No lie I counted 37 times once in the 5 minutes he was in the store.

The first couple of times I learned he was one of these types, but he didn't really remember my name. So he called me bob and tom a couple of times. So Id decided that I'd have a different name every time he came in.

Of course after a month of messing with him I think I've got the name of Kevin for a while.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Oh, that sounds like fun! I wanna play!

[Rubystars]

I'm assuming you guys don't wear name tags, or he wouldn't have to guess at your name. It would be even funnier if you did and could alter the name tag every time you saw him coming.

[TheseFightingWords]

I'm assuming you guys don't wear name tags, or he wouldn't have to guess at your name. It would be even funnier if you did and could alter the name tag every time you saw him coming.

Yup no name tags.

[digilight]

Extra points if you can use names for the opposite gender. Or names that wouldn't fit you're race. I.E. if you are ubber white you could be a Miguel or you could be Marian (as in Marian Morrison AKA The Duke) for a while.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Extra points if you can use names for the opposite gender. Or names that wouldn't fit you're race. I.E. if you are ubber white you could be a Miguel or you could be Marian (as in Marian Morrison AKA The Duke) for a while.

When I was in college my friends and I went to Florida for Spring Break (my friend's parents lived near Tampa). We went to Busch Gardens and went on one of the smaller roller coasters several times because the guy running it was cute. His nametag said Miguel. Let's just say his coworker looked much more like a Miguel than he did.

[Ringtail Z28]

I'm assuming you guys don't wear name tags, or he wouldn't have to guess at your name. It would be even funnier if you did and could alter the name tag every time you saw him coming.

I used to do that all the time with a label maker when I worked at Target. Had a lot of fun with it too, using names from movies and video games and stuff.

[Becks]

I do things like that all the time.

[bean]

I mess with people who are obviously stoned quite a bit. I smoke too, but I don't go out in public if I'm high (and when I used to, people would mess with me too).

Usually I just walk up behind them and start obviously sniffing the air. When they freak out ("OH CRAP HE KNOWS WE'RE HIGH!" etc), I just laugh and tell them what aisle all the snack food is on.