"J" from one of the funerals homes just called me while I was figuring out how to reset the watch I keep on my computer since my computer clock is perpetually wrong.
Me: "Newsroom."
J: "Hey, this is J with *Funeral Home*. I was just calling to see if you were there so I could send you some obits."
Me: *honestly confused* "Why wouldn't I be here?"
J: "Well, you know, the time change being different this year and all that."
Me: *laughing* "Yeah, J, because we didn't know about the time change here at the NEWSPAPER."
J: "........shut up."
Me: *laughing hysterically*
J: "Just for that, I'm going to re-write this in all caps before I send it." *hangs up* (Inside Joke Alert: I'm notorious for hating obits typed in all caps.)
Poor J. He's a bit of a bastard once in a while, but he still has his fun moments.
Me: "Newsroom."
J: "Hey, this is J with *Funeral Home*. I was just calling to see if you were there so I could send you some obits."
Me: *honestly confused* "Why wouldn't I be here?"
J: "Well, you know, the time change being different this year and all that."
Me: *laughing* "Yeah, J, because we didn't know about the time change here at the NEWSPAPER."
J: "........shut up."
Me: *laughing hysterically*
J: "Just for that, I'm going to re-write this in all caps before I send it." *hangs up* (Inside Joke Alert: I'm notorious for hating obits typed in all caps.)
Poor J. He's a bit of a bastard once in a while, but he still has his fun moments.