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    "J" from one of the funerals homes just called me while I was figuring out how to reset the watch I keep on my computer since my computer clock is perpetually wrong.

    Me: "Newsroom."
    J: "Hey, this is J with *Funeral Home*. I was just calling to see if you were there so I could send you some obits."
    Me: *honestly confused* "Why wouldn't I be here?"
    J: "Well, you know, the time change being different this year and all that."
    Me: *laughing* "Yeah, J, because we didn't know about the time change here at the NEWSPAPER."
    J: "........shut up."
    Me: *laughing hysterically*
    J: "Just for that, I'm going to re-write this in all caps before I send it." *hangs up* (Inside Joke Alert: I'm notorious for hating obits typed in all caps.)

    Poor J. He's a bit of a bastard once in a while, but he still has his fun moments.
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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