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  • I'm still waiting for my bribes

    Yet another month has come to an end and I've yet to receive any of the dirty money that the conspiracy theorists on Twitter say that everyone that I work with receive. I still haven't been indoctrinated into either an Islamic cult or a Mormon cult. I haven't even been wined and dined.
    I wish my life were as interesting as the crazies on Twitter think it is.
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    I am proud to say that in my 35½ years of government service I never accepted a bribe. But, I was never offered a bribe.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #3
      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
      But, I was never offered a bribe.
      Same.
      At this point I'm slightly insulted that no one has offered a bribe.
      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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      • #4
        Humans will believe anything as long as it's not true. I don't get it with humans.
        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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