it's all CS.com's fault (Heavy swearing involved)

[smileyeagle1021]

... it is because of me being on this site that we now call our guests "douchenozzels" while on mute...

has anyone else here started using phrases from CS.com at work?

[TruthHurts]

I've noticed myself saying asshats a lot more than I did before I joined CS.com. I love this site as it has been expanding my vocabulary in interesting ways.

[myswtghst]

I'd often used asshat, but I did learn fucktrumpet around here.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

I use two phrases learned from the eminent Gravekeeper:

Anuscake

and

Skippy the rectum chimp.

Both are very popular at work now.

[Jester]

has anyone else here started using phrases from CS.com at work?

Fucknugget.

Asshat.

Ass clown.

Still haven't worked "fucktrumpet" into conversation, but I am sure it is just a matter of time. Still trying to think if I could EVER work "rusty fucktrombone" in, but I kind of doubt it. Of course, since I am the only person I've seen actually USE "rusty fucktrombone" on CS.com, I guess that technically that wouldn't be a phrase I got from here.

Think I did once refer to a dumb white gangsta wannabe as "Ghetto Superstar" to much amusement by my coworkers. Though I could be imagining that last one....not sure.

EDITED TO ADD:

...told the store to piss up a rope

I saw this in another thread, and oh boy oh boy, I am SO going to be using it! Hilfuckinglarious!

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

I've been using asshat and metric fuckton

[blas]

I've used fucktrumpet, assclown, assgoblin, asstroll....well, I have been using assgoblin since middle school but it pops up every now and then...

[Geek King]

Still haven't worked "fucktrumpet" into conversation, but I am sure it is just a matter of time. Still trying to think if I could EVER work "rusty fucktrombone" in, but I kind of doubt it. Of course, since I am the only person I've seen actually USE "rusty fucktrombone" on CS.com, I guess that technically that wouldn't be a phrase I got from here.

I have posited "fucktuba" for a fanboy at a local Con I help out with, who just wouldn't. shut. up. His ego is legend, and at least one guest had to be rescued after being cornered and regaled with various reasons why Robotech was superior to Macross (his pet theory).

Several people I know have used fucktrumpet for years, but found it insufficient to describe the ultra-fanboy on a full rant.

[MystyGlyttyr]

My coworkers wonder why I'm constantly yelling "FAIL" here lately...

Also, I've paraphrased Graves' rant about hate cake several times.

Which is basically like adding the creamy icing of resentment to the raging hate cake I was already baking for her.

My boss things it's hysterical.

I also sometimes randomly blurt out "The cake is a lie!" just to keep things interesting.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Let's see...I've used "fucktrumpet" more than once....

and referred to certain co-workers as being full of fail.

"asshelmet" has been used a few times too.

[sms001]

has anyone else here started using phrases from CS.com at work?

I love words so I work as many as possible into the daily lexicon. I don't know why but (as is apparent from others in this thread) fucktrumpet seems to have really worked itself into common usage.

On the down side, Soulstealers' tagline:

Butt, Licking my Butt. Butt Butt Butt....

ran through my head for weeks, to the point where I was apparently singing it out loud (to my own little tune - before I knew it was a song) at work. I had NO idea until someone said "What the hell did you just say?" and I ran it back.

I've been looking for an opportunity to thank Soulstealer ever since, but it was too embarrassing for its own thread.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I used "fucknugget" at music practice a couple weeks ago and damn near caused a riot.

[Jester]

I have posited "fucktuba" for a fanboy at a local Con I help out with, who just wouldn't. shut. up.

Several people I know have used fucktrumpet for years, but found it insufficient to describe the ultra-fanboy on a full rant.

Fucktrumpet. Rusty fucktrombone. Fucktuba.

What is it with the brass instruments that they lend themselves so well to this?

Why no fuckpianos? Fuckdrums? Fuckguitars? Fuckviolins? Fuckclarinets? Fuckflutes?

Because they don't work.

Wait. Wait a minute. Actually, come to think of it, fuckflute DOES have a nice ring to it. I may have to try it. Anyone else have any ideas on this?

Too bad fuckxylophone doesn't work. That would be an awesome one to say if it did.

Speaking of this, I used assclown today in an amusing way. I was out with my friend TD, dealing with the restraining order (see the Human Pinata thread), and we had this conversation.

TD: "Are those carnival rides over there?"
JESTER: "So it would seem."
TD: "Are we going to have a carnival here?"
JESTER: "Apparently."
TD: "Oh, that's right! The winter carnival is coming! I LOVE carnivals!"
JESTER: "Good. It's about time you had something that made you smile. Hopefully you won't run into BB there." (BB is her asshole violent abusive fuckflute ex.)
TD: "Oh no...he HATES carnivals."
JESTER: "That's odd."
TD: "Why do you say that?"
JESTER: "You would think an assclown like that would LOVE the carnival!"
TD:

[Binky]

I now use the term

entitlement whore

hehe

[BookstoreEscapee]

Well, here's a theory for you, Jester...the brass instruments lend themselves to being used sometimes in music to represent whining and crying...perhaps why they work better...plus the assonance in "fuck" and "trumpet" just makes it sound good

I personally have used the word asshat...I don't curse much in everyday life ("ass" and "damn" excepted) so some of the words around here are not ones I would naturally work into conversation...