it's all CS.com's fault (Heavy swearing involved)

[Kara]

I can't even keep track of how many times in any given 24 hour period I say "asshat," "assbeast," "asslord," etc. "FAIL" has also become standard. Also, "farkwit," "werewanker," "Hairy Cake," "douchebaggery," "asshattery," and a host of others I can't recall at the moment.

I introduced my favorite to an uptight SUP the other day. It went like exactly like this:

ME: Hey, this asshat wants to talk to you.
SUP: Okay.... this... WHAT?
ME: Asshat.
SUP (trying not to laugh): Kara, you can't.... you need to show our customers respect.
ME: Oh, right. Sorry. Mr. Asshat wants to speak to you.
SUP:

[Becks]

"YOU COCKTHIRSY DICKHOUNDS!" <snip>
But not really a term you can apply on a regular basis. ;p

I don't know...there are some people at work who are perfectly described by that phrase.