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    I just want to know... how does a poodle manage to get past two pairs of doors and into a theater? Without, as near as I can tell, people having been near said pooch? And the doors are the type that close automaticly.

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    Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
    I just want to know... how does a poodle manage to get past two pairs of doors and into a theater? Without, as near as I can tell, people having been near said pooch? And the doors are the type that close automaticly.
    Easy. It just walks in when other people, who you missed seeing, go in or out. I did sort of the same thing in a supposedly secure building to prove a point to my friend. And I'm a hell of a lot bigger than a poodle.

    Of course, it could also be a rogue purse dog that is trying to get away from a baby-talking owner.
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    • #3
      Quoth Geek King View Post
      Easy. It just walks in when other people, who you missed seeing, go in or out. I did sort of the same thing in a supposedly secure building to prove a point to my friend. And I'm a hell of a lot bigger than a poodle.
      Oh I do that at work all the time when I go out and forget to take my badge/key with me... I'll just go over and hang out with the smokers and wait until one of them starts heading in and just go in after them... even offering to hold the door for them after they swipe the mag card over the reader to appear more gentlemanly... works every time.
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        <obscure reference>

        Sit Ubu, Sit, Good Dog ::Woof::



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        • #5
          Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
          <obscure reference>

          Sit Ubu, Sit, Good Dog ::Woof::



          </obscure reference>
          *old-school Paramount music plays*

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          • #6
            Quoth Geek King View Post
            Of course, it could also be a rogue purse dog that is trying to get away from a baby-talking owner.
            Only if that owner had the mother of all purses. This was a full-grown poodle.

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            • #7
              Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
              Only if that owner had the mother of all purses. This was a full-grown poodle.
              So like a standard poodle? They're bigger than labs or Golden retrievers. Big dogs. Not too bright but pretty darn big...
              How in the heck....What was he doing in the theater, running around, or just sitting and watching the movie?
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              • #8
                So, what exactly is the problem?

                Well-trained dogs are better behaved than most kids (and many adults.)

                I wish this whole country was more dog-friendly, and less famblee-friendly.

                BTW, Poodles are extremely intelligent dogs.

                R.A.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Sharsarannon View Post
                  So like a standard poodle? They're bigger than labs or Golden retrievers. Big dogs. Not too bright but pretty darn big...
                  How in the heck....What was he doing in the theater, running around, or just sitting and watching the movie?
                  Wandering around the lobby. And yes, big dog, though probably not at his full growth. Probably a few centimeters shorter than a full-sized german shepherd.

                  Quoth RetailActress View Post
                  So, what exactly is the problem?
                  He looked like he was going to make sure all the other dogs in the lobby know that the trash cans were his.

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