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When cleaning the office, I should ask, "May I vacuum your chair?" not, "Can I suck off your seat?"
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This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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I'm to avoid describing character deaths at work, especially ones involving infected toes that the customer refused to have removed and slowly poisoned him. I need to remember that some of my coworkers are squeamish.Last edited by Ghel; 07-07-2022, 03:55 PM."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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ZZTop's "Pearl Necklace" is ok to play in the bank lobby, but we can't play anything by Rage Against the Machine."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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To be fair, Zack de la Rocha has a potty mouth.Quoth Ghel View PostThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"F**K YOU, I won't do what you tell me!"Quoth Ghel View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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If I'm requesting batteries for work, I'm not allowed to tell the male clerk, "I want the D."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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... or the decel, cuz eveready's rabbiting on...Quoth catcul View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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If my boss's boss uses a meeting request to inform us about her dentist appointment, I'm not allowed to click on "Propose New Time."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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If I bring a game called "Cockroach Poker" to work, I'm not allowed to say that we have roaches, stinkbugs, or rats in the office. I'm no longer allowed to bring cockroaches to work.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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When putting in my 2 weeks notice, I must not attach the YT song "I've no more fucks to give" under the "reason for leaving employment" tab. Even if it says absolutely everything about how I feel about this job.
The fact ghat hey have enough ppl quit to warrent an online form for it says a lot."It's a joke not a dick. No need to take it so hard."
“Here’s $10, go to Walmart and buy a houseplant. Carry it around to make up for all of that oxygen you waste.”Comment
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How about Take this Job and Shove It!Quoth AkaiKitsune View Post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI
In my pre-retirement resignation email, I wasn't allowed to link any version of I'm Free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25vDRxriOGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4L8L43GieE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdEvuQE6t5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6InAX5IAQMI'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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You'd think they'd know better then to allow us the option to add links...Quoth taxguykarl View PostHow about Take this Job and Shove It! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI
In my pre-retirement resignation email, I wasn't allowed to link any version of I'm Free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25vDRxriOGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4L8L43GieE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdEvuQE6t5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6InAX5IAQM"It's a joke not a dick. No need to take it so hard."
“Here’s $10, go to Walmart and buy a houseplant. Carry it around to make up for all of that oxygen you waste.”Comment
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Sharks do not belong at work unless I work in an aquarium. I must not create a frenzy of sharks and I must not use them to annoy my coworkers."It's a joke not a dick. No need to take it so hard."
“Here’s $10, go to Walmart and buy a houseplant. Carry it around to make up for all of that oxygen you waste.”Comment
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I'm not allowed to have my password on screen. If you want to know my password, you can kiss ********.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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We are not supposed to be browsing the internet on work computers, even during downtime, because there were allegedly 1800 attempted cyber attacks against work computers over a 2-week period from websites that employees browsed."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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