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  • I am allowed to say, "I'm currently having lunch."
    I am not allowed to say, "I'm in the middle of deep throating weiners."
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
      Hiding a plastic spider in the boxes of bananas is definitely frowned upon.
      thank you by the way. The new boss made me work April fools day. The new boss is now well aware of WHY I'm not allowed to work April fools day now. Among other reasons.

      "It's a joke not a dick. No need to take it so hard."

      “Here’s $10, go to Walmart and buy a houseplant. Carry it around to make up for all of that oxygen you waste.”

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      • Oh, that sounds like a good story. Share???
        “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
        One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
        The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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        • I'm baaaccckkk.....
          "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

          Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.

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          • Quoth Mr. Rude View Post
            I'm baaaccckkk.....
            Oh no. Everyone evacuate.
            "It's a joke not a dick. No need to take it so hard."

            “Here’s $10, go to Walmart and buy a houseplant. Carry it around to make up for all of that oxygen you waste.”

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            • Quoth AkaiKitsune View Post

              Oh no. Everyone evacuate.
              Unload excess weight, like a startled bird taking off?
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • I am allowed to say, "I enjoyed white water rafting,"
                I am not allowed to say, "The river made me so wet."
                I am also not allowed to say, "Going over the falls made me wet my pants."
                This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                • When I'm required to take the "Workplace Violence Prevention" test, I'm not allowed to say, "I want to meet the writer of this test and punch him in the face."
                  This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                  I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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