Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess
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Things I am not allowed to do at work.
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I'm not allowed to dump a bucket of "toilet water" on passed out drunks
I'm not allowed to pose passed out drunks in funny positions and take pictures
I'm not allowed to put random wrestling holds on passed out drunks
I'm not allowed to piss on passed out drunks
I'm not allowed to stack passed out drunks on top of each other
I'm still not allowed to piss on passed out drunks
I'm not allowed to stage steal cage death matches between the drunks for a bottle of Mouthwash
and Crapping on them is definitely a no no
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Quoth edible_hat View PostDoes that include swearing in foreign languages?
That means Russian and Bulgarian are out."For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View PostOnly if someone understands it.
That means Russian and Bulgarian are out."Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann
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Quoth JoitheArtist View PostHuttese. It's the perfect language for swearing: intimidating, gutteral, and no-one will have a clue what you're saying.I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)
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Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View PostNot allowed to put Post-It notes on cars that park in the Director's space.
But I do it anyway.
Turns out, I AM allowed to do this. I mentioned it to Cola who was showing the New Guy where we're allowed to park, and she High Fived me for it."For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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Quoth crazylegs View PostI must not chase cows.Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry
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Quoth Andrew B. View PostI'm betting there's a story with this one, and I'm betting that I want to hear it.
Also...
-My manager's butt is NOT hypnotic. (manager is male)
-When closing the doors at the end of the night, but leaving one open for liquor, use the liquor boy's height, NOT your own. (one is about 5'6", the other two are around 6'1", 6'3", I'm about 5'8")
-Pretending to drop the cash drawers is not funny.
-I am not allowed to walk past the meat department and make mooing noises.
-My friend in meat is not to be known as Igor.
-Jokes about the seafood department smelling like fish are inappropriate (think within the gutter for those-and to add further info, the manager of that area is female and there's one other girl, along with three other males)
-It is inappropriate to quote from CS.com on the floor.
-Charlie The Unicorn references are not funny.
-I am not allowed to sing "The Doom Song." while on the clock.
-Nor "Bananaphone."
-I am not allowed to act like a gospel priest (i.e. "Can I get an amen people?")
-I am not allowed to flirt with the nightfillers.
-I am not allowed to refer to one of the nightfill/grocery staff as "monkey." (from the expression "Spank your monkey, not your keyboard")
-Comparing my coworkers to animals is not funny.
-Shouting "CIRCUS!" to the butchers across the way is not funny.
-I am not allowed to throw stuff between the checkouts.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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Quoth Becks View PostSays who?!?!?The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
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