1. I shouldn't say, in front of my boss, that I'm going to go work for the competitor, once the store is built. Even if I'm kidding.
2. When asked how I like our new building, I musn't respond, "Makes no difference to me. I still don't get paid enough." Even if it's true.
3. It makes customers uncomfortable when I point out how ironic it is that I work here and am a vegetarian.
4. When asked for a sandwhich recommendation, I shouldn't respond, "X sandwhich, without the meat."
5. Not allowed to point out food safety issues to coworkers. They get irritated at correction.
6. I have to stop suggesting people deep-fry a block of cheese, just to see what happens.
7. Probably shouldn't sing in my fake opera voice, just in case a customer comes in and hears me.
2. When asked how I like our new building, I musn't respond, "Makes no difference to me. I still don't get paid enough." Even if it's true.
3. It makes customers uncomfortable when I point out how ironic it is that I work here and am a vegetarian.
4. When asked for a sandwhich recommendation, I shouldn't respond, "X sandwhich, without the meat."
5. Not allowed to point out food safety issues to coworkers. They get irritated at correction.
6. I have to stop suggesting people deep-fry a block of cheese, just to see what happens.
7. Probably shouldn't sing in my fake opera voice, just in case a customer comes in and hears me.
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