When a photographer--scratch that, photojournalist--from the local birdcage-liner newspaper comes in to take pictures of shoppers browsing our Halloween items as part of a story of theirs, and asks me what my job title is, an appropriate response is not any of the following:
- Peon
- Piss-on
- Replaceable Cog
- Minion
- Gopher
- Everybody's Bitch But My Own
- Warm Body
- Worker Bee
- Drone #2675847-5B82W
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