I am not allowed to drop kick slacker co worker through the receiving doors and out onto the loading dock.
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I'm not allowed to take the defective baskets to the back, because OMG we have to please the customers!
Am I the only one who thinks that leaving defective baskets out for customer usage is a safety hazard for both customers and workers?
They don't move properly when you pile 10 to 20 pounds of baskets on top of them, and what if that stack topples over and falls onto a customer? Then we may get sued! Then I'll be saying "What did I tell you?!""Any kind of hereditary privilege is wrong, it's not just anti-democracy, it's just like inherent wrong" - Robert Smith
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I'm not allowed to smack co-irkers who don't listen & who feel the need to question anything I say LOUDLY at the front desk in front of both clients & new team members.If what doesn't kill me makes me stronger, I should be able to lift an 18 wheeler with my pinky toe.
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Quoth star82869 View PostI'm not allowed to smack co-irkers who don't listen & who feel the need to question anything I say LOUDLY at the front desk in front of both clients & new team members.Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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Never, ever do the following again:
Upon discovering some white, powdered laundry detergent that leaked out of a box:
*sweep it into a little mound,
*whip out my credit or debit card and cut the mound into little lines
*roll up a little piece of paper to resemble a straw
*put the straw up to my nose, and at the moment of truth
*announce "No! Wait! I gotta do this off a stripper's belly!"
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostThey're a bunch of party poopers.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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