At H. Curtains, I am no longer allowed to-
Wear sample curtain as cape.
Tell customers that the really ugly silver foil print curtains would be a fantastic addition to their first aid kit, as they can also be used to wrap around someone suffering from hypothermia or shock.
Pretend to swim under the fabric "waterfall " sample hangers.
Wear short end net curtains as a petticoat or veil.
Make daisy chain necklaces out of curtain track components.
Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on myself.
Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on workmates.
Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on customers.
EDIT- Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on courier van drivers.
Start crying theatrically when someone says, "I didn't measure, it's just an average sized window.".
Stand in the front window and pretend to be part of the display.
Wear sample curtain as cape.
Tell customers that the really ugly silver foil print curtains would be a fantastic addition to their first aid kit, as they can also be used to wrap around someone suffering from hypothermia or shock.
Pretend to swim under the fabric "waterfall " sample hangers.
Wear short end net curtains as a petticoat or veil.
Make daisy chain necklaces out of curtain track components.
Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on myself.
Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on workmates.
Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on customers.
EDIT- Test all new curtain tiebacks for suitability as floggers on courier van drivers.
Start crying theatrically when someone says, "I didn't measure, it's just an average sized window.".
Stand in the front window and pretend to be part of the display.
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