Quoth DGoddessChardonnay
View Post
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Things I am not allowed to do at work.
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
-
Quoth otakuneko View PostWell then at least his complaints of being broke all the time would be true.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Comment
-
I am not allowed to sing Russian lullabys to my coworkers or kids to get them to fall asleep.
Even though I don't know any Russian.
No addressing my boss as "Nikita." (Also sidenote: Nikita is a guys name????? )The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
Comment
-
Quoth fireheart View PostI am not allowed to sing Russian lullabys to my coworkers or kids to get them to fall asleep.
Even though I don't know any Russian.
No addressing my boss as "Nikita." (Also sidenote: Nikita is a guys name????? )Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.
Comment
-
Or Elton John."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77
Comment
-
Khruschchev, the leader of the Soviet Union from1955 to 1964, had the first name Nikita and was very much a male. Maybe it can be used for both sexes?Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
Comment
-
Quoth Marmalady View PostKhruschchev, the leader of the Soviet Union from1955 to 1964, had the first name Nikita and was very much a male. Maybe it can be used for both sexes?
Also a new one from today:
-I am not allowed to call myself the Tantrum Master. (keep in mind I work with children)Last edited by fireheart; 01-12-2015, 10:22 AM.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
Comment
-
Quoth catcul View PostWhen a server is not sliding in the rack easily, I am not allowed to yell, "GET IN THERE" Scorpion style.
When the user asks where she keeps getting the same adware virus from, I'm not allowed to use her internet history to point out she's been on Facebook every day this week.
Apparently this is also racist to point out if you happen to not be of the same skin color.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
Comment
-
Not allowed to bust into client's rooms, pretending to be cops
Not allowed to Gesture at any passing cop vehicle and tell them that their ride is looking for them
Not allowed to tell the guys sagging their pants that their "diaper is full"
Nor can I say they look like a red assed baboon when their red underwear is hanging out
(I work in a Community corrections facility )
Comment
-
Quoth April View PostNot allowed to tell the guys sagging their pants that their "diaper is full"The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
Comment
-
New one from today:
-I am not allowed to smack the courier over the head when he starts looking down my top. (unintentional on my part-my t-shirt was modest for the most part, but when I bend over, it sags resulting in HELLO CLEAVAGE!")The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...
Comment
-
Quoth fireheart View PostNew one from today:
-I am not allowed to smack the courier over the head when he starts looking down my top. (unintentional on my part-my t-shirt was modest for the most part, but when I bend over, it sags resulting in HELLO CLEAVAGE!")This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
Comment
Comment