From he Assisted Living Center
*Do not set up Ghoul Pools
*Do not try to have wheelchair races in the hallways with the residents
*Quit singing the Grinch song everytime Sucky Manager walks by, even if other managers think it is funny
*Do not do the Kermit flail and start running around when DPW shows up unannounced for their yearly inspection
*Do not greet new residents with "Welcome to Hotel California"
*DO NOT jokingly tell them bingo has been replaced with quiet time
*Do not yell YOOOHOO over the radio when a co worker repeatedly ignores your calls
*Do not walk into the community bathroom and say "Good Lord what died in here??" when the residents are using it (ok for other employees tho)
*When being thanked for doing them a favor, do not say "Just put me in your will"
*Do not set up Ghoul Pools
*Do not try to have wheelchair races in the hallways with the residents
*Quit singing the Grinch song everytime Sucky Manager walks by, even if other managers think it is funny
*Do not do the Kermit flail and start running around when DPW shows up unannounced for their yearly inspection
*Do not greet new residents with "Welcome to Hotel California"
*DO NOT jokingly tell them bingo has been replaced with quiet time
*Do not yell YOOOHOO over the radio when a co worker repeatedly ignores your calls
*Do not walk into the community bathroom and say "Good Lord what died in here??" when the residents are using it (ok for other employees tho)
*When being thanked for doing them a favor, do not say "Just put me in your will"
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