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I am not allowed to do "donuts" in the bank's parking lot with the rental car.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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I am not allowed to call up Mr. Slacker and taunt him after he gets fired. However, I am allowed to take his name off of our contact sheet.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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I am not allowed to dress in goth garb for the upcoming pump-customers-gas-for-charity-donations day. Too bad. I'd rather show up in head to toe black, than the Hawaiian shirts and straw hats the boss is suggesting!"And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare
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I'm not allowed to ask BrenDAnn for a lei while on the job.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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If "Closer" is playing on Pandora, I better have my headphones on.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Quoth taxguykarl View PostThere are quite a few instances where headphones are a good idea, catcul.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Not allowed to ask my co-worker to drive his hearse (yes, he owns a hearse, don't ask) to the swamp on Another Damn Senior Day, and park it in front of the store.
Or any other day, for that matter.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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I was wondering why business was dead today.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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The radio only gets 1 station in really well. It's sugar-pop so we take turns putting the Pandora or something on. I had a 2 gig MP3 player and load up a mix. One day I decided it should be silly song/ Weird Al/Dr Demento day.
A lot of customers were really cracking up but a few wet blankets (staff) killed the fun. They are the same that complained when we had 4 whole hours of sort of xmas music (Bob Rivers) on the 24th after avoiding it the rest of the time. So people have no joy.AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.
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Quoth catcul View PostYou are absolutely correct. My Pandora feed has a few NSFW songs in it.Quoth Rosco the Iroc View PostThe radio only gets 1 station in really well. It's sugar-pop so we take turns putting the Pandora or something on. I had a 2 gig MP3 player and load up a mix. One day I decided it should be silly song/ Weird Al/Dr Demento day.
A lot of customers were really cracking up but a few wet blankets (staff) killed the fun. They are the same that complained when we had 4 whole hours of sort of xmas music (Bob Rivers) on the 24th after avoiding it the rest of the time. So people have no joy.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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If I go to a certain burger place for lunch, I am not allowed to say, "I was just serviced by Five Guys."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Quoth catcul View PostIf I go to a certain burger place for lunch, I am not allowed to say, "I was just serviced by Five Guys."AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.
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Quoth catcul View PostIf I go to a certain burger place for lunch, I am not allowed to say, "I was just serviced by Five Guys."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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