...no pointing to the power button when asked about the <any> key.
...no laughing when they turn off thier monitor when asked to reboot a PC.
...no killing of the idiot office manager in the other office who installed a cheap-ass wireless network with known issues, then complains for MONTHS about it not working correctly.
...no, not even if my boss agrees.
...no telling people that workers with free desk candy get priority on support calls.
...no answering the phone with, "what did you break THIS time?"
...not even if they laugh when you answer that way.
...no refering to the UNISYS server as "the boat anchor."
...especially when the UNISYS techs are in the room.
...no making a cat o'nine tails out of spare power cords.
...no telling users that, "maybe the computer just doesn't like you."
...no asking for travel compensation for the trip to the other office.
...accross the parking lot.
...no setting error message sound effects on the servers to The Funeral March.
...or the Empirial March.
...or Yakkity Sax.
...no making bets with users that I can fix their problem in 30 seconds or less.
...no plugging monitor cables into PCs at other peoples' desks. (for April Fools)
...no laughing when they turn off thier monitor when asked to reboot a PC.
...no killing of the idiot office manager in the other office who installed a cheap-ass wireless network with known issues, then complains for MONTHS about it not working correctly.
...no, not even if my boss agrees.
...no telling people that workers with free desk candy get priority on support calls.
...no answering the phone with, "what did you break THIS time?"
...not even if they laugh when you answer that way.
...no refering to the UNISYS server as "the boat anchor."
...especially when the UNISYS techs are in the room.
...no making a cat o'nine tails out of spare power cords.
...no telling users that, "maybe the computer just doesn't like you."
...no asking for travel compensation for the trip to the other office.
...accross the parking lot.
...no setting error message sound effects on the servers to The Funeral March.
...or the Empirial March.
...or Yakkity Sax.
...no making bets with users that I can fix their problem in 30 seconds or less.
...no plugging monitor cables into PCs at other peoples' desks. (for April Fools)
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