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When a 1st grade teacher writes a badly constructed sentence, I'm not allowed to say, "That's it. I'm getting you a dictionary and grammar guide for Christmas."
If I see a woman wearing "distressed" jeans, I'm not allowed to say, "You're looking great after the accident."
If I see a woman wearing a certain hair style, I'm not allowed to call her Sailor Moon. I am allowed to run away if she says, "In the name of the moon, I will punish you."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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No, I worded it correctly. Sometimes the boss will let the employees have a free drink at the bar after their shift, aka a shift drink. I've been trying to convince him we should be allowed to have that drink during our shift, aka a during shift drink. The meanie won't go for it.Question authority, but raise your hand first. -Alan M. Bershowitz
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Couple I forgot about from the swamp:
- not allowed to rip a SBD while assisting customers with perfume, and make a comment about "eau de toilette."
-not allowed to refer to the Payless delivery driver we all hated as "the fat fuckup in the dirty blue shit."
-or speculate as to whether his parents were related before they were married.
-when a customer asks me where the rope is, not allowed to ask "Indoor, outdoor or bedroom?"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post-or speculate as to whether his parents were related before they were married.The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.
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When installing a phone in a courtroom, I'm not allowed to say, "He shall hang from the gallows."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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When installing a computer in a kitchen, I'm not allowed to use the hunger stare.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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I am not allowed to mock customers who ask if we have "Canadian tea."
Yes, because throughout this lovely country, we have SO many places that have the conditions in which tea flourishes ... especially, you know, the northern tundra areas, where you have maybe an inch of soil over solid bedrock.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr Hero
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