I am not allowed to wake people up on their break with an airhorn... Even if they are 15min late getting off break.
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No singing pretty much ANYTHING by The Poxy Boggards at work. (Except for their cover of "Bound for South Australia" since that's a folk tune)
I am however, allowed to belt out "I Wear No Pants" at full volume while at a shoot. Or an event. (Link is NSFW)
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When people ask why you have athletic tape on your knee, do not respond with "Well, I used to be an archer, until I took an arrow to the knee."
(Most of my work knows I'm a re-enactor FYI)
ETA: I am not not, under any circumstances, allowed to announce that "it's the final countdown" for ANY of my projects...because it will result in SOMEONE in the office chiming in with the riff to "Final Countdown."Last edited by LadyofArc; 02-23-2018, 05:45 AM.
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When two sports pundits start screaming at one another, I'm not allowed to rip the TV off the wall, no matter how much my coworkers would love to see me do it.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Not allowed to take my store manager off to the side, use my belt on his bottom, stick a pacifier in his mouth and send him straight to bed without supper whenever he decides he wants to be a worrywart - even if he IS young enough to be my child!Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostNot allowed to take my store manager off to the side, use my belt on his bottom, stick a pacifier in his mouth and send him straight to bed without supper whenever he decides he wants to be a worrywart - even if he IS young enough to be my child!This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Quoth Rosco the Iroc View PostSo stealing that..
Also a new one from the other day:
I am not allowed to sing Tripod songs at work.
ESPECIALLY not "Hotdog Man," or "Rock eisteddfod." (The former as it's NSFW and the latter because the majority of my coworkers will not get the joke.)
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I am not allowed to take the penis of the new dummy and parade it around the office announcing that the new dummy as arrived.
I am not allowed to bring in a box of Sunbites crackers and announce "Hey guys, I brought crack!" (they are seriously good and addictive)
I am also not allowed to suggest that we bring in a set of stocks to punish excessively chatty staff members
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