Not allowed to carry around a bouquet of plastic memorial flowers as my "make the presentation supervisor go away free" card.
When presentation supervisor chews me out about overfilling for the 56,389th time, even though I didn't do it, do not thrust out a bouquet of memorial flowers in her face and hiss.
Backstory: Presentation supervisor is deathly afraid of plastic memorial flowers for some reason. It probably has nothing to do with death, since she has said she can go to the gravesites of deceased relatives with no problem. The flowers just freak her out for some reason. When the flowers come in every spring for Memorial Day, she refuses to put them out on the floor, and when they are put out she goes out of her way to avoid walking down that aisle.
I'd never actually do this, because it is a very dicktacular thing to do. But at least I know the evil part of my brain is still firing.
When presentation supervisor chews me out about overfilling for the 56,389th time, even though I didn't do it, do not thrust out a bouquet of memorial flowers in her face and hiss.
Backstory: Presentation supervisor is deathly afraid of plastic memorial flowers for some reason. It probably has nothing to do with death, since she has said she can go to the gravesites of deceased relatives with no problem. The flowers just freak her out for some reason. When the flowers come in every spring for Memorial Day, she refuses to put them out on the floor, and when they are put out she goes out of her way to avoid walking down that aisle.
I'd never actually do this, because it is a very dicktacular thing to do. But at least I know the evil part of my brain is still firing.

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