Things I'm not allowed to do at work...
Speak with a fake accent
Hum the "Jaws Theme" when approaching customers
Use the retractable chain on the keys to strangle people.
Designate a "customer appreciation" bat.
Demonstrate mad skills with box cutters
Hi-lite all the price stickers bright pink
Demonstrate how to use zip-ties to apprehend people on co-workers.
Hide in a large box and pretend to be a character from a popular stealth-action game.
"Flip' the monitor upside down to confuse new co-workers.
---Updated 9/23/09----
Act out a ten minute police drama using Nerf Guns and a willing co-worker.
Use said Nerf Guns to break out in an epic battle of Nerf darts.
Finish any explanation with the phrase "....Because they hate you."
Print out fake boxes such as "Rod of War: Extreme Kratos Bass Fishing" or "Imagine Master Chief"
Deliberately sell terrible games to my enemies.
Bask in the disappointment radiated from an underage child attempting to purchase a Mature rated game unsuccessfully
Speak with a fake accent
Hum the "Jaws Theme" when approaching customers
Use the retractable chain on the keys to strangle people.
Designate a "customer appreciation" bat.
Demonstrate mad skills with box cutters
Hi-lite all the price stickers bright pink
Demonstrate how to use zip-ties to apprehend people on co-workers.
Hide in a large box and pretend to be a character from a popular stealth-action game.
"Flip' the monitor upside down to confuse new co-workers.
---Updated 9/23/09----
Act out a ten minute police drama using Nerf Guns and a willing co-worker.
Use said Nerf Guns to break out in an epic battle of Nerf darts.
Finish any explanation with the phrase "....Because they hate you."
Print out fake boxes such as "Rod of War: Extreme Kratos Bass Fishing" or "Imagine Master Chief"
Deliberately sell terrible games to my enemies.
Bask in the disappointment radiated from an underage child attempting to purchase a Mature rated game unsuccessfully
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