Customer Service funnies

[wsucoug]

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

I got fired from a job for saying that to a customer . . . managment had so sense of humor.

[Becks]

"Sexual harrassment isn't a problem around here -- it's one of the benefits."

I think that's written in the employee handbook. Somewhere in the back.

[drunkenwildmage]

I might have to tell that one to my boss so he can use it.

Oh, yeah, and wouldn't "maximum" be better than "minimum"?

Yah.I guess that would sound better

Corrected..

[RoLleRKoaSTeR]

I have seen quite a few at one of those "demotivation" websites... like despair.com, etc...

My favorite:

"If we really cared for the customer, we'd send them somewhere else."